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Politicians Like Roy Ashburn Suck – For Real

d0wjsoyyIt’s really impressive that these loosely termed ‘politicians’ get in office on as little credibility as they do and some of the campaign topics that they choose. He’s a republican and that makes this that much more fun and humiliating at the same time.

So now we find out it’s not the lambs to the lions; it’s the other way around- ass backwards, if you will.

Ashburn is/was a strong opponent of gay rights, and here he is hob-nob-gobbing around town like he’s just another quasi-dude trying to get a nut.

 

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Palin Plays Turncoat When It Suits Her Needs On Health Care Reform

bjxbrumkLadies and gentlemen, it’s clear that we have misread Mrs. Palin. All the doctors in the world will tell you this is clearly not the work of a person that’s hell bent on ‘death panels’ or ‘hypocritics’ oathes; she’s a pretty white cake with sprinkles of delusion and denial- and a rotten core.

Like the president we have now, Mrs. Palin is able to come to the clammerings of a crowd, and then work them like a monkey playing a harmonica; just mesmerized to the point they’ll believe anything.

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Back flips Are SO cool… Now With Monster Trucks!

I recall as a kid hearing about back flips on a bicycle. And I remember when I saw the first ever motorcycle/motocross back flip…

Motorcycle back flips…

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Certified Douche Bag: Nathan Deal From Georgia- Republican

g4y45ekoRepublicans are un-freaking-believable! You’ve got this freaking idiot from Georgia [no less] say stuff like it’s so important to him [Rep. Nathan Deal, Republican of Georgia] about health care that he HAD TO STAY to vote against this Health Care Reform; seriously?

Where does he think he gets all that free healthcare for being a congressman? Oh and he loves it, it’s awesome and he gets top notch coverage- for free.

He’s got more shit in his head than a chicken house.

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The Palin Move: A Lateral From Politics To Comedy

eauidv2uI guess I owe everyone an apology; I’ve been calling this Sarah Palin thing all wrong… she’s not retarded; she’s comedic genius!

I’d have never thought about going from being a professional politician to comedy. It’s a complete stretch of reality, but it makes perfect since. This way she can say anything she wants to, regardless of how STUPID is it and she’s taken seriously as a comedic artist. The people will love it.

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